Meine Witze

Funny saying Der Georgische Witz(ცინცხალია სულ):Es war eine Doktorin und arbeitete in einem Krankenhaus. Einmal er traf sich mit einem Mann. Er fragte:Wie viel kostet Analize für Zücker? Die Frau zagte:Nichts. Diese Situation dauerte vielmal.Der man war schon voll.Damahl sagte der Mann:Liebe Frau,der Zücker kostet 'wie immer'1,80 Lari. Megrelian and his examination One Mingrelian had got a Georgian examination.He spoke with soft 'L'.One day,he went to the university for your examinatation.The lecturers sat at the desks.'Who is the next?' they said.This Mingrelian came into the audience proudly.'What is your name,boy-man?' said the lecturer.' He said,'King the Lion Lolua".The lecturers were laughing.Then they said,'You have got a bad pronounciation.Prepare and come to the next year. The situation the next year.The same Mingrelian at the university and the same lecturers.This Mingrelian answered all the questions quickly. 'You are a very good boy.You have got a very good 'L'.Who helped you? What is the name of your teacher?' they asked. 'She is a logopedist,' said the boy again with soft 'L'. :D :D :D 'You need to train again,' said the lecturers...:D :D :D